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« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2006, 10:38:44 PM » |
c carlos marami jokes..prang comedian yan.haha
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« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2006, 07:23:34 AM » |
sya sya sige 2tal binida mo na ako ate sha e2 joke of the day ko
There's this girl in a disco who walks to a man and
asks:
GIRL: Marunong ka bang mag-SWING?
At this point, yumabang ang guy and says-
Bakit? mukha ba akong Dance Instructor?
GIRL: Hinde, mukha ka kasing UNGGOY!!
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« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2006, 03:32:00 PM » |
:lol:
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« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2006, 03:55:09 PM » |
sige bukas post uli ako joke 1 lang sa isang araw para d ako maubusan hehe
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« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2006, 04:28:52 PM » |
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« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2006, 05:39:48 PM » |
sya sya sige 2tal binida mo na ako ate sha e2 joke of the day ko There's this girl in a disco who walks to a man and asks: GIRL: Marunong ka bang mag-SWING? At this point, yumabang ang guy and says- Bakit? mukha ba akong Dance Instructor? GIRL: Hinde, mukha ka kasing UNGGOY!! [snapback]105078[/snapback] Haha...Nice one...  |
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« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2006, 06:15:22 PM » |
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« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2006, 03:51:57 AM » |
hahaha..cge share p kayo jokes..sumakit tyan ko s mga jokes ni carlos..kkloka!!
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« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2006, 05:09:40 AM » |
that's funny.... :lol:
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« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2006, 08:48:21 AM » |
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2006, 07:31:50 PM » |
Dagdag pa kayo nang jokes Mark and Jethro..:lol:
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« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2006, 08:06:30 PM » |
o e2 joke of the day ko:
Larry and Scott wanted to go out drinking, but they only had $2.00
between them.
Larry said, "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the
butcher's shop and spent the $2.00 on one large sausage.
Scott said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all."
Larry replied, "Don't worry -- just follow
me."
They went into the pub where Larry immediately ordered two double
shots of Jack Daniels.
Scott said, "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will
be in? We haven't got any money to pay for this!"
Larry replied, with a
smile, "Don't worry, I have a plan. Cheers!"
They downed their drinks.
Larry said "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you get
on your knees and put it in your
mouth."
Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them
out. They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk,
all for free.
At the tenth bar, Scott said, "Larry --
I don't think I can do this
anymore. My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!"
Larry said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage at the third bar!
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« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2006, 10:33:46 PM » |
*GULONGAKO!* :lol:
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« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2006, 10:57:33 AM » |
:lol: :lol: :lol: !!!
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« Reply #17 on: March 28, 2006, 09:38:11 PM » |
o e2 jok of the day ko:
Mare: Di yata nagustuhan ni Pare ang birthday gift mo, ah...
Mrs: Oo nga, 7 months na, di pa rin ginagamit.
Mare: Bakit, ano ba regalo mo sa kanya?
Mrs: Memorial Plan.
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« Reply #18 on: March 28, 2006, 09:56:21 PM » |
anak: tay nagtumbling ako sa skul kanina..
tatay: dba dabi ko sayo na wag kang magttumbling kasi makikita panty mo
anak: hindi po nila nakita tay....kasi tinago ko sa bag......
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« Reply #19 on: March 29, 2006, 12:16:00 AM » |
si phoebe oh..pademure epek...un pala may hidden talents! :lol: nice one ganda  |
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